areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

(Source: daddog)

misterhayden:

The music is just to set the mood.

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

theanti90smovement:

there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars

itsleavesremaingreen:

1. Make the Orange feel loved
2. Make the Orange feel safe
3. Rip it’s skin off

(Source: zakkain)

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

aghugh it’s growing everyday fUCKK

• Skullgirls (PC)
• Pokemon X
• Pikmin 3
• Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
• Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D (I didn’t play the Wii one!)
• Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon
• Final Fantasy XIII-2 (Shut up I hear it’s much better than XIII was)

sOMEONE HURRY UP AND HIRE ME SO I CAN AFFORD ALL THESE FJUCKING GAMES

thatsanctimoniousbitch:

crimson-sun:

Playing Pokemon Fusion and cheating a lot! I dunno about you guys, but most of the stuff that thing comes up with scare the crap out of me…

Done with a bunch of refs.

omg so pretty i want a pernineeeeee

dietchola:

remember kawaiiprincess2k11

(Source: gundma)

notkatniss:

Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside

nandosagi:

bratscad:

• Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
• They take their time to develop them
• Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
• Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
• Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
• Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
• Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

(Source: newsnudityandnonsense)